http://ofyourdeath.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ofyourdeath.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] tothetune2009-11-24 09:08 am

From The Editor's Floor: My Chemical Romance

HOMELAND INSECURITY: THE DAY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S FRANK IERO MET THE MEN IN BLACK

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE are putting the final touches to their follow-up of 2007's majestic The Black Parade. During a break in the studio, guitarist FRANK IERO recalls some of the great highs and lows he experienced during their break. Some of those experiences--good and bad--revolved around writing, recording and touring with his side-project, LEATHERMOUTH, whose debut album XO, appeared on Epitaph earlier this year. The good was that he honed his home-recording skills, did a lot of writing (which has helped inform MCR's next disc) and became a maniac frontman while Leathermouth were on tour with REGGIE AND THE FULL EFFECT during the summer of 2008.

The bad? Well, as the guitarist has made clear in interviews, Leathermouth are his vehicle for unfiltered ranting (i.e. "Sunsets Are For Muggings," "Your Friends Are Full Of Shit"). But it was track No. 4 on XO, "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" (about George W. Bush), which earned Iero a visit from the Secret Service. Wondering what happens next?

"The government comes to your house, searches everything and talks to your wife for hours," says Iero, adjusting the sleeves on his hoodie. "Then you have to get a real expensive attorney to keep you out of prison for five years. I had a long talk with the gentlemen of the Secret Service. [It was the] straight-up dark suits, sunglasses, Men In Black-vibe--I thought they were going to do the mind-erase thing [like in the movie].

"They said, 'Why did you write the song?' And I told them the truth. I was on tour [overseas] with My Chem at the time, and every time I turned around, there were Anti-American rallies. I wrote a song from the standpoint of the rest of the world. It wasn't from my personal point of view--it was just from someone who sees warmongering going on. I wrote the song, and the title is as blatant as humanly possible, because I wanted it to be that way. The Secret Service asked, 'Do you think someone is going to hear this song and kill the president?' And I said if they're going to kill the president, they're going to do it without listening to this song. That's like saying everyone who reads Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal is going to eat a baby. They didn't think that was too intelligent, so they said, 'Well, if you re-release the record with the song on it or perform the song live ever again, you'll be arrested."

What's really perplexing about the whole incident is how the agency even learned about the song in the first place. Iero says he's not sure who it was, but opines that it was a British writer who contacted the Office of Homeland Security looking for a comment. Clearly, Iero could've turned the whole thing into a massively public freedom-of-speech argument; now, he's just happy the whole thing is behind him. "I'm married and I want to have kids," he resigns. "I don't want to go to jail for five years." --Jason Pettigrew

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[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Writer fail: "resigns" should never ever, especially by a journalist, be used in that context.

Other that that, my response is inexpressible rage at the lack of freedom of speech and violation of rights.
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[identity profile] maryangel200.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
HOLY SHIT FRANK.

My favorite part? "I'm married and I want to have kids," he resigns. "I don't want to go to jail for five years."

BE STILL MY HEART. KIIIDS.
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[identity profile] maryangel200.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He wants to have kids! :D
Edited 2009-11-24 15:16 (UTC)

[identity profile] earlofcardigans.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that that's what you pick up. Mostly because it bugs me, too.

[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I am ignoring that. If he does not want me to have his babies, I will ignore it.

[identity profile] ciel-vert.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That's like saying everyone who reads Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal is going to eat a baby.

My heart just grew three sizes.

"I'm married and I want to have kids," he resigns. "I don't want to go to jail for five years."

And then five more.

[identity profile] ciel-vert.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, yes.

And that too. >:(((
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[identity profile] maryangel200.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA BUT IEROSPAWN!
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[identity profile] maryangel200.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I know but FRAAANK.

[identity profile] bittersweetrick.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
And here I thought the USA were the land of freedom.

(no, srly. FAIL, US GOVERNMENT. MAJOR FAIL.)

[identity profile] prairiedaun.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Fraaaaaank.
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[identity profile] maryangel200.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup. My heart grew three sizes at the exact same things. Oh Iero ♥

[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It makes me crazy. I am a professional writer and editor who works for a publishing company specializing in writing tips, tools, books, and magazines. And that is 100% basic journalism and writing.

I mean, wtf does that even mean? "He resigns" means leaving a job, office, or some other official capacity. It is not an appropriate tag.
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[identity profile] iamsupernova.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Buuushh...

Obama...

Different presidents...

Also wow, way to free speech, America.

[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What's funny is that, if I had the money to afford an expensive lawyer, I'd probably NOW start running my mouth about what I think should happen to a certain FORMER president.

[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that means he plans for kids in the next 5 years, then.

[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
My heart is the same 3 sizes bigger. Like, seriously? That man just paraphrased Jonathan SWIFT. :D

[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*snorts8

Yeah, that's what they'd like you to think.

[identity profile] ciel-vert.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
He's so SMART. And well-read. I love that about him. :)

[identity profile] strobelighted.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
LOLOLOLOLOLOL oh Frank.

[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*ignoring*

No, seriously, I don't have the same squick/trigger that others of our acquaintance do, but I don't like to talk about the current or future offspring much. Sensitive topic for me, too, for different reasons.

[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I know, right?

[identity profile] bittersweetrick.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Srly, talk about irrational responses, huh? IT'S JUST, LYRICS, YOU MORONS. It's not like Frank is an actualfax terrorist - and even if he were, he wouldnt be sitting on his ass JUST WAITING for the Secret Service to come get him.

[identity profile] lovesongwriter.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Good thing he didn't go to prison. He'd be somebody's girlfriend before he got through processing.

He has an awfully pretty mouth.

[identity profile] tempore.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
The thing that sucks is that honestly? He can afford the lawyer. How many people get pulled in and thrown in jail because they can't?

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