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On a slate-grey afternoon in a dead silent west London suburb, entering the studio where My Chemical Romance are posing for photographs feels like stepping into the primary colour pages of a Marvel comic book. KAPOW! Theres bassist Mikey Way, tiger stripes sig-zagging up his torso. ZAP! Either side of him: guitarists Ray Toro and Frank Iero, a broad-strokes blur of denim and tattoos.

And at the centre, hands raised high, holding a desert landscape aloft ZONK! Its Gerard Way, Stones T hanging off him, his hair an ink-splash of pillar-box red. He advances towards me, hand extended like a blade. I half expect his words to float in a speech bubble above his head.

NME, right? Mind if go for a cigarette first?

Be my guest. Even superheroes need a fag break.

This is the new My Chemical Romance: the goths who roared back from the grave, exploded from black and white into vivid colour. Their last album, 2006s three-million-selling The Black Parade, was a morbid fantasia about a man dying from cancer. At live shows, Way would clamber aboard a gurney to declaim such cheery lines as Im just soggy from the chemo and Wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

If that record was a death march, the new one is a road trip. Danger Days: THe True Lives Of Te Fabulous Killjoys is a needle-in-the-red desert race, a pop-punk Mint 400 that reeks of polished chrome and scorched engine oil. But its not cartoonishly upbeat. Beneath the burning rubber lies an allegory of environmental collapse, a tale of four outlaws battling a ruthless corporation in the shadow of a cataclysmic event, which is never specified but strongly hinted to be nuclear war. The band call Danger Days a party record, but its hardly Agadoo. Listen carefully, and its clear that this is the party at the end of the world.

Way says the corporation represents many things the US government, the BP oil spill, the temptations of save, 30-something rock n roll. But mostly the records mood of apocalyptic defiance was inspired by a quote he heard on a Duran Duran Classic Albums documentary: We want to be the band thats dancing when the bomb goes off. The message being: the world is fucked, but dont lose hope. The albums key concept, he says, is: Keep running. Dont ever stop. Youve got to keep running to stay free. Swerving madly from digi-punk to classical, and crammed with ideas, it is the most deranged, full-throttle album released this year.

What is so thrilling about Danger Days is that the reference points are not purely musical. Sure, there are hints of early-80s good-time metal (Judas Priest, Def Leppard), and the desparado, pulling-outta-here-to-wing quality of Bruce Springsteen. But it also makes you think of movies, comic books, NASCAR (see panel). As befits a band who play World of Warcraft together on tour, listening to the album is immersive and relentless, like being plunged inside a video game. Way describes it as turning the cannon on rock n roll. I interpret it more as a love note to American trash culture in all its forms, as exemplified by the cheap polyresin raygun that comes with the albums special edition. You don't get that with Lara Marling.

Up close, Gerard Way and Frank Iero are so irritatingly pretty that you want to stretch a bin liner over their heads. Theyre easy in each others company as youd expect from two guys whove been known to French kiss onstage (its on YouTube, if you must look). Both possess the beaming benevolence common to new fathers: Way has an 18-month-old daughter, Bandit Lee: he recorded some of his vocal parts for Danger Days while covered in baby sick. Iero has a pair of newborn twins, Cherry and Lily an experience he describes as awesome, though the guitarist is so unfailingly enthusiastic, you sense hed describe a looming fistulotomy as awesome too.

Both men are rail-thin something Way attributes to not eating, rather than exercise, which he hates. For the new albume he wanted to look staving and on-the-run, though he actually looks healthy, certainly in comparison with his Xanax and cocaine days pre-Black Parade, when he ballooned to 200 pounds and got so blitzed his trousers fell down onstage. Back then, unkind souls dubbed him the emo Meat Loaf, such was his shambolic demeanour. Now he looks more like Christina Ricci.

In the background lurks guitarist Ray Toro the archetypal heavy metal nerd, with corkscrew hair and a wheedling voice. He doesnt look starving and on-the-run: when he takes off his Randy Rhodes, I notice doughy love handles spilling over his belt. Theres Mikey Way too, a silent, bookish presence, and a new drummer, Mike Pedicone, who doesn't reveal himself. He replaces Bob Bryar, who parted with the band in February. Way is quick to point out: My Chemical Romance is the four of us.

Its hard to square this clean-cut gang with the pantomime villains the Daily Mail described in 2006 as an evil suicide cult. But then, that was always a demented fantasy on Fleet Streets part. Its no wonder My Chemical Romance wanted to reinvent themselves with Danger Days, because ultimately The Black Parade mutated into something monstrous and beyond their control. Most terrifyingly of all, it exposed them to the full, frothing insanity of the British tabloid press.

When 13-year-old MCR fan Hannah Bond hanged herself, the Mail claimed the band's music had led her to it a curious interpretation of an album whose final chorus runs, I am not afraid to keep on living. None of these journalists had a clue one shrieked: No child is safe from the sinister cult of emo. Another listed Russell Brand as an emo icon. But it didn't matter. Other outlets seized on the story, and before long emo was the biggest, dumbest moral panic since acid house.

What was it like, being at the center of this tornado of bullshit?

I get it now, sighs Way, though his resignation curdles to renewed fury as he speaks. Its like Kasabian talking shit about us to sell records. Theyre tabloids, they want to sell newspapers. But what gets me about these journalists they clearly don't communicate with their children. They've been suck rotten, distant parents. And they look at their kid who has problems, and instead of trying to understand them, they find out what the kid is into and they crucify it. Now they'll probably accuse us of pushing drugs on kids. Theyll find something.

Was there not a small part of you, though, that revelled in being cast as dangerous outsiders?

Only once or twice, he says, when we had religious whackos outside our gigs, protesting, saying, Youre the devil. To be targeted by those people felt like a vicctory. But that didn't last long. Pretty quickly I thought, This is really misunderstood, this is getting out of hand. The records were selling [on the strength of] this nonce, I don't want to be selling.

From there, the emo witch-hunt went international. In March 2008, a string of attacks on teenage emo kids culminated in a bloody riot in the Mexican city of Santiago de Querétaro. Four months later, the Russian parliament drafted legislation that sought to ban the dangerous teen trend of, er, wearing eyeliner and having a long black fringe. It was as though the world had lost its mind but way is in no doubt as to who is responsible for this lunacy.

The media incited those hate crimes, he says. We got to New Zealand for Big Day Out and the media was already there, fanning the flames. And that was the worst part: how they involved the kids. If you make a 16-year-old kid a villain, demonise him, make him feel that hes a potential threat your painting a fucking target on this kid.

And yet I wonder if Way feels a little responsible. Everyone knows My Chemical Romance inspire fanaticism. Before the first leg of the UK tour, in Hammersmith, Fans camped out overnight in the rain. The same thing happened at every subsequent date. They call themselves the MCR-my. The point is: that level of to-thedeath devotion is the direct result of Ways adversarial worldview.

More than any other band, MCR understand that being young is a battle, in which rock n roll represents a redemptive shield against a nebulous them. A spirit of fist-aloft defiance defined The Black Parade (Give a cheer for all the broken), and its all over the new album: They dont believe in us (DESTROYA); Think of the bombs they built (The Only Hope For Me Is You). I think a lot of MCR fans thrive on being victimized, see it as a totem of their loyalty.

Way passionately disagrees. Theres no us and them, he insists. We dont need outside conflict. Us versus them is just another marketing tool, and Im not going to sell our fans pre-packed rebellion, they deserve better than that. If it was really us against the world, I should have taken those kids and robbed a bank. I want the message to [our fans] to be, You can do fucking anything, because we did. He eyes my Dictaphone, as if addressing the fans directly. Im not leading you into battle

In other ways, though Way does feel responsible. You know how mainstream youth culture is now all about eyeliner and vampires (Twilight, True Blood etc? Well he started that whole goth thing, and hes mighty pissed off about how lame its become. Predictably, the band were offered huge sums (they wont tell me exactly how much) to contribute a song to the Twilight soundtrack. To their great credit, they refused.

Thats why this record exists, to react against all that, he says, seemingly relieved to address an issue thats been burning him up. Hes at his most articulate when hes angry. Thats why the song Vampire Money i son there, because theres a lot of people chasing that fucking money. Twilight? A lot of people around us were like, Please, for the love of god, do this fucking move. But wed moved on.

Because you loathe what goth has become?

Exactly. Originaly, what we did was take goth and put it with punk and turn it into something dangers and sexy. Back then, nobody in the normal punk world was wearing black clothes, eyeliner. Wed be in a truckstop bathroom, putting make-up on. We did it because we had one mission to polarise, to irritate, to contaminate. Its like, Whos the toughest guy in the club? Us, because were dressed like fucking cupcakes. But then that image gets romanticised. And then it gets commoditised.

A counter-culture movement becoming santised and co-opted by the mainstream: sound familiar? He could be talking about emo. As much as they insist they never felt part of it, its clear that The Black Parade caught the same cultural wave that made multi-platinum stars of Fall Out Boy and Panic At The Disco. It was the great emo boom of 2006, but it couldn't last: within three years, both bands had split. Were MCR concerned, four years form their last album, that their fans had moved on?

Way winces at the very mention of the word. You know what, I'm not even bummed about being called emo any more. Im sure Eddie Vedder is not bummed about the word grunge: he knows they were just Pearl Jam, and we know were My Chemical Romance. If its called that one year, next year theyll start calling it electro-emo. Theyll find a way. Basically, whatever the fuck ths band is doing, its emo. But we never felt part of that trend. Are we still relevant? Weve got something to say, and that makes us relevant.

Theres a tension here. A songwriter with filmic instincts, Way wants his band to operate on the grandest possible scale. But hes deeply uncomfortable with the trappings of being a big-hitting major-label act. He talks a lot about his terror of being sucked into a safe, 30-something world. Corporate rock. I was horribly opposed to that. What were doing now is a direct reaction.

That word again: reaction. Ironically, it was an obsession with reacting against the past that almost derailed Danger Days..., or at least made it less interesting. Originally, the album was scheduled to come out at the start of this year. And it was done a bare-bones, back-to-basic rock record. Way even did interviews to promote it. There was only one snag: it lacked gravity, and the band didn't believe in it.

The Black Parade had been an art record, explains Iero. So for this one we thought, OK, no concept, no costumes, no flamboyance. Lets strip it down, two guitars bass and drums, thats it. Then we realised that, by making those restrictions, we were tying our arms behind our backs as artists.

So they scrapped the entire album. And then... creative deadlock. Way even wondered if he might quit the band and become a comic book artist full time (hes certainly good enough: his creation The Umbrella Academy won a coveted Eisner award, and is being turned into a film). Disheartened, and on the advice of his new wife Lyn-Z (of the band Mindless Self Indulgence), the singer decamped to the remote Mojave Desert town of Twentynine Palms.

There he wrote a song, Na Na Na, which he describes as a punk-rock Hey Ya! and credits with recharging his creativity. Its become the albums lead single and the bands live opener and calling card, and is the track that best exemplifies the new, turbo-charged iteration of the band: breakneck, full-bore, blazing with colour. Na Na Na was the turning point, he says. It helped him conceive a new look for the band, a kind of futuristic outlaw chic that he describes as My Own Private Idaho meets Blade Runner. I realized then that this was going to be a fight. There were going to be casualties, it was going to be brutal.

Ultimately, it was about finding the right things to reject, and the right things to hold on to. We stopped trying to rebel against ourselves, says Way, and started rebelling against rock. Thats why the album sounds the way it does. Its four guys fighting against being homogenised, against being assimilated by that super-safe, clean, take-your-medication type of world. Its pop art, and its not ashamed of that.

So theres your story: the amazing adventures of My Chemical Romance four black-clad avengers who conquered the world, and then destroyed what theyd created, only to come hurtling back (in new costumes!) to fight another day. Its quite a tale. Someone really ought to write a comic book about it.

Sidebars:

'DANGER DAYS..." NEEDLE IN THE RED RATING

Look Alive, Sunshine
Opening up 'Danger Days...' is this, a portentous spoken word intro courtesy of Dr Death Defying, the album's narrator/mastor of ceremonies, (5 of 10)

Na Na Na
You probably know this one already. And if you don't, you will soon. It's mental. Way says it "sounds like a big gang of children yelling. It's dum as fuck, really." And he's right. (10 of 10)

Bulletproof Heart
A future single, this boasts an urgent lyric with intimations of suicide ("Please just jump and get it over with"). Plus, it quotes The Terminator! (7 of 10)

SING
Lyrically, this is classic MCR call-to-arms ("You've got to be what tomorrow needs"), but with their usual widdly guitars replaced by synths and punk-funk bass lines. (6 of 10)

Planetary (GO!)
Described by way as "a dance song with a vendetta", it has the line "My velocity starts to make you sweat". Absurdly upbeat, the digi-punk bits sound like Enter Shikari. (9 of 10)

The Only Hope For Me Is You
Conceived as a ballad, this has been retooled as a thunderous, robotic thrash, while the shadow of war looms ("Think of the bombs they built"). (8 of 10)

Jet-Star And The Kobra Kid/Traffic Report
Another spoken word sermon from Dr Death Defying, who instructs his disciples to "die with your mask on if you have to." (7 of 10)

Party Poison
A lyrical reference to MC5's 'Kick Out The Jams' and a riff purloined from Judas Priest make this the album's most pedal-to-the-metal moment. (10 of 10)

Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back
A typical MCR declaration of defiance (We can live forever if you've got the time"), featuring a Def Leppard-esque production sheen. (8 of 10)

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
A strange, psychedelic pop tune whose swooping chorus belies a bleak meaning. The scarecrow is a metaphor for nuclear annihilation. (8 of 10)

Summertime
Another glistening FM-rock anthem, with a real early-'80s, open-highway feel. It's romantic, too, with its pay-off line: "You can run away with me any time you want". (7 of 10)

DESTROYA
Ultra-heavy funk-metal that fits very neatly in the mould of Jane's Addiction, featuring the none-more-MCR rallying cry: "They don't belive in us!" (9 of 10)

The Kids From Yesterday/Goodnite, Dr Death
We Don't care about the message or the rules they make", sings Way over a pulsing backdrop. (8 of 10)

Vampire Money
A brass band lament morphs into a Ramones-esque pop-punk sprint, via some Fuck Buttons-style speaker-shredding distortion. Indecently thrilling. (10 of 10)

THE INFLUENCES

Blade Runner
Way watched a documentary on this dystopian sci-fi classic while recording and says it was the chief influence.

Vanishing Point
Released in '71, the ultimate high-octane road movie had a muscle car driven by the renegade Kowalski. Primal scream were fans too.

The Warriors
Another '70s cult classic, all about warring gangs in New York. MCR's alter-egos for this album were strongly influenced by the film.

Mad Max
Desperado road warriors charge round a post-apocalyptic desert in turbo-charged car. The 'Na Na Na' video owes a debt.

The Filth
Grant Morrison's compelling comic book series, of which Gerard Way is a massive fan, portrays a complex tale in which a troubled loner, Greg Feely, battles shadowy forces with dark designs on humanity.

The Invisibles
Another comic book set by the influential Morrison, The Invisibles features a ragtag band of freedom fighters. The madcap anti-corporate conspiracy behind 'Danger Days...' owes much to these stories.


Your mod feels she deserves a major award for sitting through this article long enough to transcribe it when what she really wanted to do was close it out in disgust by the second paragraph. Please direct your love and devotion to her in the comments.

Though, she does apologize for any inaccuracy in the transcription. It's difficult to leave off important punctuation when she has been the habit of putting it in since she was a wee thing.

[identity profile] anoneknewmoose.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
POOR POOR MOD :( :( ♥

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS "ARTICLE." I CAN'T EVEN. WHAT. DIAF.
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[identity profile] t-vo0810.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
i second anoneknewmoose. i stopped reading after halfway through. this journalist is crap. doesn't know wtf he is talking about.

thank you, mod, for sifting thru this garbage for us. even though i couldn't stomach reading it, i appreciate your effort on behalf of the rest of us. <3

[identity profile] whoyouinvent.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
bravo, mod!
dear luke lewis: punctuation. apostrophes. quotation marks. please.

(says the girl with no capital letters... eh.)

also: "Someone really ought to write a comic book about it" - i've been wondering about the status of the comic, now. i know it's a project with becky cloonan, yes? and set in modern time, so it's not technically a tie-in, but do we know that it's still going forward? my last info on it is from san diego, i think.

(Anonymous) 2010-11-10 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It is. There's some information floating around somewhere where they mention it in interviews and Becky and Shaun have both spoken about it on their Twitters. It's set in the Killjoys universe but focuses on a different set of characters. It's most definitely going forwards but there's still no firm date for it.

[identity profile] fleurdeliser.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I believe the comic is still in the works. When Art Is The Weapon was released, there was an article about it on a comics-related website that cited Scott Allie saying that it was still going to happen.

[identity profile] tuesdaysgone.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Lovely mod, this crashing AT-AT goes out to you for your dedication in the face of such adversity. <3

[identity profile] stealenoughtime.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, holy..... O_o

You really DO deserve an award for sitting through this! I can't even express how I feel about this disaster of an article. Has anyone even attempted to proofread this??? The mistakes are glaring!!

[identity profile] vendettaxviolin.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear god. O_O *shudders at the horror*

I'm so sorry you had to transcribe this. How did all those mistakes make it to print? Is it that hard to proofread shit? O_o

Thank you, though.

[identity profile] whoyouinvent.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
sweetness, thanks!

[identity profile] whoyouinvent.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
thanks! i'm definitely looking forward to it, whenever it comes out.

[identity profile] whoyouinvent.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
does anyone get NME? is this a stylistic thing that they're trying to do? on purpose?

[identity profile] jslvr4vr.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What's with all the dang mistakes?

[identity profile] monvenin.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought maybe it was like in A Series of Unfortunate Events where you take the added or missed letters in words and they add up to a sentence. Perhaps they have the band bound and gagged in the NME building basement and the misspellings are a help message. That or the editor has endured some kind of serious head trauma very recently.

[identity profile] cupcake-goth.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Mod, you have my admiration for slogging through and transcribing that, what a complete bundle of nonsense.

As the resident ElderGoth around here, I will just sit back and quietly snicker at the comments about Goth, merely point out that the Twilight -obsessed young 'uns have NOTHING to do with us gothy types, and that's just the way we like it.

[identity profile] whoyouinvent.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
i vote both of those things, leading to his secret message being a bunch of apostrophes and quotation marks and commas all in a row. morse code? '''"""",,'!
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[identity profile] yekith.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my, I read this last morning and it's the worst article I've seen in a LONG time, everything about it. I can imagine what a terrible torture it was to transcribe it. *hugs* It's okay, it's over...*pats back*

NME...I can't even...WTF is wrong with your everything?

I can't even tell what's a direct quote, what's the interviewer interpretation of what Gerard said, what's a question, what's an answer...WHERE'S THE ARTICLE? This can't be called that. I could name many things that left me WTF, but after the messy disaster this is and knowing how NME freely interprets things ("MCR hinted that Danger Days could be their last album", anybody?)I don't think it's even worth my time. They seem to interview the band and at the same time mock them. It's...no words.

p.s.: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE APOSTROPHES? D:

[identity profile] whoyouinvent.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I have bad news: Luke Lewis, whose name is on that byline... is the deputy editor of NME: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Luke/Lewis oh, dear. This does not bode well.

[identity profile] anoneknewmoose.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
...oh dear God.

[identity profile] fire-at-wi11.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
haha Oh dear, Thank you so much for transcribing that because it was painful to read, I can't even imagine typing it out O_o

Although it really is a horrible article by a horrible writer the guys' quotes really do make it worthwhile.

Who's the toughest guy in the club? Us, because were dressed like fucking cupcakes.

Never stop being awesome, boys ♥

[identity profile] fire-at-wi11.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, that Kings of the Wild Frontier picture, totally my new desktop. UNF ♥
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[identity profile] yekith.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh well, you just answered my question of "what the fuck is wrong with NME's everything" That's it. :/

[identity profile] stealenoughtime.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
..... Oh. So NME is basically damned?

Yikes.

[identity profile] chainer-morgana.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I stopped reading that after a bit 'coz it was giving me an headache...WTF?
Thanks for typing it though!

[identity profile] monvenin.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
ahahahaha, brilliant. Maybe! You never know with these ~creative types.

[identity profile] butidigress.livejournal.com 2010-11-10 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't even read it but I'm loling at "Mickey Way" in the caption of that last scan.

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